Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Eww water..

Have you ever thought about the water you drink? Well even though it's probably clean, it's probably been drunk by someone else, maybe several times over. That makes me want to drink something else for the rest of my life, but I guess everything we drink is somehow connected to water. Oh well...I guess I'll just have to live with it.

Women Rule!

Did you know that bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women? More power to women!

Kentcuky Law!

Did you know that there is a law in Kentucky that states you must bathe atleast once a year? I think that there should be a law that states you must bathe atleast once a week. I mean jeez! Stinky people are not fun to be around.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Eww Termites....

Did you know that termites outweigh humans on earth about ten to one? Gross! You could think that the total human population could outweigh almost anything...but termites? I absolutely hate bugs because they are so nasty.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Children!

Did you know the most children born to one woman was 69, she was a peasant who lived a 40 year life, in which she had 16 twins, 7 triplets, and 4 quadruplets. That's A LOT of children! I mean I like children and all, but that's a lot of work. How would you take care of that many?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Colorblind Bulls

Did you know that bulls are colorblind? So that means that the bull will charge at whatever the matador is waving. That makes me kind of sad becuase I always see the color red as the symbol for the spanish matadors, but now that dream is dead. I guess I'll just have a new dream to live by.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Yo-Yo Master!

Did you know that the Yo-Yo originated as a weapon on the Philippine Islands? That must be the reason I'm ssssoooo bad at it, because I'm not a very violent person. I think, since I didn't have a New Year's resolution, I might try to become a Yo-Yo master, because I do need a way to protect myself if something goes wrong.